Turns out an update is needed before the first package can be downloaded

Signed-off-by: Ephphatha <ephphatha@thelettereph.com>
Added vagrant shit so I can download it on my laptop

Maybe I'll be able to actually run the fucking cookbooks on a non-windows OS and then maybe I'll have a development environment.

Signed-off-by: Ephphatha <ephphatha@thelettereph.com>