WIP: Functional tests

Fixes #25.

- [x] Setup intern
- [x] Test unauthenticated index
- [x] Test sign in
- [x] Create mock device that responds to commands
- [x] Bootstrapping script (Phony bootstraps itself by inserting records into the db)
- [x] Test ring
- [x] Test lock
- [x] Test erase
- [x] Extract constants
- [x] Add tests/* directory to JSHint/JSCS Grunt paths
- [x] ~~Attempt to make tests DRYer with `before` and `after` functions.~~ (optimization for follow up PR)
Haha thank you. I'll look into it. I'm using node v0.10.24 and npm 1.3.21. I'll working on upgrading those too while I'm at.