Implement a more rigid is length check

Stuck in an airport today so going to get around to a couple of these things we really should get it

As discussed in https://github.com/jashkenas/underscore/issues/1590 and others. [Here's jdd's implementation for a reference](https://github.com/lodash/lodash/blob/master/lodash.js#L3646-3655), also as discussed in that thread it may make sense to check for a `splice`/`slice` function to  consider a method a true array in places like  `_.isEmpty`
I disagree. The max safe integer is the largest integer such that the result of adding one to it differs from that number by more than one. Likewise with min safe integer and subtraction of one.