(- new meta) Updating the .gitlabels to my current usage-pattern
(dep meta style) Re-arrange the dependencies in package.json
(- noop dep up) Update dependencies.

As usual, it's been a while.

Most notable:

 - minimist 0.0.9 → 1.1.0: Love watching everybody move to major-versions. :P
 - bluebird 1.2.4 → 2.3.4: Major version bump, with lots of refactors … but most don't look relevant to us. All the tests pass and the executable still seems to function, so …

Ran into some problems with `pretty-error`'s major bump, so that'll be coming in a later commit.
(re style CLI) Re-arrange the chunks of the executable

Preparing for the `pretty-error` update that no longer requires the entire executable wrapped in a
`nextTick`. Also, it's much prettier with the `--help` output moved down a bit.
(- dep up fix) Update pretty-error

Ran into some problems with the `pretty-error` major-bump. Wasn't too much effort, though. :P
(- re CLI) Factoring out figlets into their own file

Still torn about the choice of ASCII 30 “RECORD SEPERATOR” as the seperator, given poor editor-support (and [other reasons][]), but ... I've always been a boundary-pusher and pedantic know-it-all, so I'll try it for now. :P

   [other reasons]: <https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7474741>
(re cli) Factoring the help-template, too, into its own file

Should have done this ages ago. :D
(- fix meta) Fix circular symlink in git-hooks
(- new meta debug) Add debugging flags & output to some of the scripts