This is my first pass at a Hubot script. I'd never tinkered with Hubot before, and I am not that familiar with CoffeeScript, so I'm sure there's ways to better organize this. Chief obvious improvemnt is making the URL come from ENV or some other appropriate configure. But the idea is really that this just exists as a more obvious way to access environment information than a website. Writing chatbots has come a long way in 20 years.