Add Neckbeard profession

The game already has all the requisite items: trenchcoats, tippable fedoras, cannabis, Doritos, and (decaf, at least) Mountain Dew.

The SF novel is in place of a book by Carl Sagan, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Richard Dawkins, or the like. We could add a book "popular science book" for a better fit.

If stuffed animals are ever added, neckbeards should be given one to represent a My Little Pony plushie.

(I myself am a neckbeard and a brony, so rest assured that my neckbeard jokes come from the heart.)