Current events

Adds a new module to the PDA: Current Events.

It's mostly lore shit that nobody will look at for more then ten seconds, but it's got its jokes and such.

Each of the six rows has about 20 or so different things to say, more to come in later PRs probably.

Screenshot (just a bit dated. the bugs seen in the screenshot have been fixed.):
![donttellchasefuckfuckfuck](https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/4789639/4103944/7174272e-317b-11e4-84cf-7db7169534c2.png)

Proof of Concept:
![currentevent](https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/4789639/4103977/7dbe8316-317c-11e4-8463-106140d4a708.png)