Making Codacy happy

Codacy doesn't like the way I use quotes. Boo!

Why is this weird function at the top of the file anyways?
Use double quotes, not single

I'd prefer it the other way, but apostrophes...
Oops.

How did I miss that?
Standardize quotes
Standardize Quotes
Code quality/readability
Standardize Quotes

Use double quotes instead of singles. Apostrophes occur more often than
html source code (which is either escaped or left with single quotes)