cmd/bosun: Add epoch() func, which returns the current Unix epoch in sec...

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Also required change parse.Tree.func() to support the case of a function with no arguments.

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![image](https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/1692624/5416477/f7f4bd5e-81fd-11e4-9670-733670d6ddb8.png)