20140125 08:22:40 Hier liegt ein Mann ganz obnegleich; Im Leibe dick, an Suden reich. Wir haben ihn in das Grab gesteckt, Here lies a man with sundry flaws Weil es uns dunkt er sei verreckt. And numerous Sins upon his head; We buried him today because As far as we can tell, he's dead.  PDQ Bach's epitaph, as requested by his cousin Betty Sue Bach and written by the local doggeral catcher; The Definitive Biography of PDQ Bach", Peter Schickele