Added a little Php functionality

Make sure to change this file to a .php for me ;)
Re-updated the story

Changed to .php.
Added php functionality. 

Ps: Great story.
Removed amazing PHP functionality to comply with instructions/rules. Added some amazing shit to the story.
Added my name/Email to the list...
Fixed Grammer shit.
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Merge pull request #5 from Stackoverload/master

Stuff from Jake.