Revert "Looks like close is required. Shame."

This reverts commit 025e6595fce34007fa7011390f6c131deee916a6.
Revert "Hoping that I don't actually need to close."

This reverts commit e2692212df05a39d014966ef811551e465426684.
Revert "Uuugh"

This reverts commit 9638af7b8efb90796a06880ec61eb3ecf7bf1beb.
Revert "Oh god what am I even doing"

This reverts commit 527df6437dc517b46c122563e53b8a9761ec52c7.
Revert "Even more horribleness."

This reverts commit fd8400b979d84c873f2cd0648839fe94b423fd06.
Revert "A commit of BAD IDEAS. I'll be changing this later."

This reverts commit fc93acf89fbb74e60b516fbe54179e7d7c466d37.