OK time to clean up - this first attempt has some interesting quirks...
There we go - lesson #1 don't try to do clever clipping with your fov
Add zoom trails lol
lol times
movie time bitches lol such good commit messages
Let's see if we can get it to fill the fucking screen
Cleanup
Vaguely saner values
Fade to white - gotta find the right lightdm_greeter hook though :(
OK so this NEARLY works but the session doesn't start :'(
Right, didn't actually set the callback (retarted)