feat: fancy feature
chore(travis): presubmit first attempt
WIP: presubmit
WIP: more
WIP: i'm getting tired
WIP: run only a single VM
WIP: squash, fix the merge
WIP: fix push
WIP: remove the branch
WIP: fix auth
WIP: auth npm
WIP: fix secure
WIP: secure again
WIP: fix credentials
WIP: fucking travis encrypt
WIP: seriously