Allow the programmers to write in whatever language.

Requirements - your commit must be compilable, and the code should still
output a nice text message. Introduction of gimmicks, hacks, subroutines
and even subtle bugs is highly encouraged. Personalized comments, output
and commit messages are highly applicable.

Target this for El6. If you need an odd library, please put it in the
makefile yum install ;P
Add a bit of color to the card.