Jesus fucking christ boys. 

Ok. So first and foremost, this needs a JDBC driver for sqlite put into its libaries package, fuck knows if github will allow that.

Secondly it then needs code run to create the database first, again not sure github will let this transit. I have a fuck ton more work to go on this so its mostly placeholder shit copy pasted from the internet. But it appears to actually be making the database now, and loading it correctly. So we have that going for us, which is nice.