Ignore pid

This may be created my Monit. It’s existence as part of the tracked
repo makes a pull to update fail
Config globalisation
Updated to HTPS

Change submitted by @mariozaizar
README cleanup

Change submitted by @mariozaizar
GUID reverted

Changed in a careless submit. Changed submitted by @mariozaizar
Added scheduled job monitoring

Change submitted by @mariozaizar
Uncaught exceptions

Change submitted by @mariozaizar
Default metrics to 0

Change submitted by @mariozaizar
General stupid cleanups
Backtrace is overkill
Missed the renaming
Conformity
Clean and sort metrics

For new dashboard layout
Version bump

Sorry about all the config changes and new dashboard layout
Merge branch 'scheduled'