Are we keeping the calendar or not?

I've commented previously (and I'm talking... 2+ years ago) that I hate that there's a public calendar on our website that shows off certain private events (such as socials). Bryce has made a lot of headway this past year on keeping a single calendar straight, but I would still like to see this particular part of the website eliminated. If you scroll sufficiently far back, our website still displays things like our private socials with various sororities.

Anyway, if the calendar stays: ignore this pull request.

If the calendar goes: either blank the file (like this) or remove the file altogether.

Editor's Note: Ignore the 4 miscellaneous commits about the other open pull request. I may have accidentally re-based my own master and... yeah.