FUCK JAVASCRIPT

this language is fucking retarded, by retards, for retards, if i could
set the entire internet on fire just to obliterate javascript from
planet earth, I would without thinking about it.  The existence of this
language practically destroys my love for programming.  If greed,
religion, and politics weren’t enough to make me lose complete faith in
humanity, it was definitely our last glimmer of hope as a species, the
internet, being summarily sentenced to eternal damnation by the
ceaseless ubiquity of a horror known only as javascript, that finished
the job.  fuck javascript.