Slim, trim, fit welcome screen

Hello, friends.  Look at your welcome screen.
![](https://f.cloud.github.com/assets/718899/2394406/10dd6b74-a9b2-11e3-92fd-8b124423031f.png)

Now back to me.
![yasss](https://f.cloud.github.com/assets/718899/2394410/1f5e1220-a9b2-11e3-83be-7a9bb7f27d92.png)

Now back at your welcome screen. Now back to me. 

Sadly, your welcome screen isn’t me, but if it stopped using so many excess words and poorly structured markup, it could look like it’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the welcome screen your welcome screen could look like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your welcome screen looks like a welcome screen and not a fifth grader's first web page. I’m on a horse.