switch to single HTTP route

so simple, very much gud

with this can probably even drop express as well, but we shouldn’t
*need* to for performance, thats kinda ridic.
tiny syntax clean
remove deprecated fields from status report

they weren’t hurting anyone, but lets make this code as clean as
possible, because I’m going to want people to be able to read it easily
for performance evaluation.
crazy code commenting spree
underscore "private" method names

lol javascript conventions
update tests after cleanup

changed method names, etc.