randomly generates english sayings from a text file of sayings gathered from the internet, working on making it generate longer sayings, but that isn't functioning yet
randomly generates a way to light something on fire, just an amusing little function i wrote one day
adds lasers to whatever is input, as requested by fluke42
random insults or shakespearean insults
converted from why.m, a matlab easter egg, modified for use in pircbotx 2.0.1