initial pass at making salt work with Ubuntu and first pass at moving jython.org

There's still a lot that can be improved, but this is a start!
not sure what normal means here, but a agree that the handling [here](https://github.com/python/pypi-salt/pull/41/files#diff-7eea7583158415c4fefdc6db89c96502R6) requires some extra smarts for getting super pro with handling mappings of groups=> nodes