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YOU *PUT* YOUR *LAWNMOWER* OUT IN THE *SHED*?! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!!! IT'LL GET LONELY OUT THERE, IF IT DOESN'T COOK FIRST IN THIS SUMMER HEAT!  YOU GET OUT THERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT AND BRING THE LAWNMOWER BACK INTO THE FRIDGE WHERE IT BELONGS!

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These look Nifty.