Screw it, using Jekyll

Because why not, that's why.

Left to do:

- [x] Change title banner colors
- [x] Callout "f" in "azurefire"
- [x] Home banner image
- [x] About banner image
- [x] Self pic
- [x] Travis build (probably just turn it off)
- [x] favicons, touch icons, the works
- [ ] Publish assets to a Cloud Files CDN container