Some updates and a shit tree

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll
have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve
been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300
confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper
in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another
target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which
has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You
think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet?
Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of
spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better
prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic
little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be
anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and
that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in
unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United
States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your
miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only
you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever”
comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your
fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the
price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will
drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.