add a brief profile

This is just a few sentences that describe me as a person. While
everything else on the resume reflects my beliefs or my accomplishments,
this describes what drives me.
append a "for fun" section

while everything else describes my professional achievements, there is
more to than programming. I believe that what I do outside of my coding
career is still important context that I bring to my work, and therefor
it should be included.
reformat the meat and bones

most of this information was thrown down in simple list formats to just
get it out. however, this made a for a really sparse layout that looked
and sounded unprofessional.