No Johns

Summons the wisdom of Reggie.

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I use [this tool](http://www.cloudberrylab.com/free-amazon-s3-explorer-cloudfront-IAM.aspx), however I don't know the creds I used, they're not visible and I logged in soooo long ago. But here's the new URL.
https://s3.amazonaws.com/hudl-internal-assets/vaSQoCl.gif