ADEHJKNTV 1338 added a bunch of stuff pls

#### What's this PR do?
`ADDS THINGS`
#### Where should the reviewer start?
`index.js`
#### How should this be manually tested?
You can't. Yung.js is a philosophy.

That philosophy is not testing.
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