Track hits to /universe in segment.io

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https://trello.com/c/TkVJBv0p/178-add-universe-api-metrics-to-the-metrics-end-point

So, this is not entirely what was requested, as it's not part of the metrics endpoint.  But, we track hits to other places in segment.io, and it seemed like a natural fit for this.
If we're not able to update the `updated_at` timestamp, the timestamp columns are mostly superfluous. I'd vote to just omit them.