ocd spellchecking

generally poor practice to make these kinds of requests, but watching rds creation polling messages fly by every second with 'jdbc url can conntect' was slowly eating away at my soul. These minor changes brought to you by aspel and recursive grep:
grep -r '\/\/\|return\|logger\|\*' | aspell list | grep -vE '[a-z]{1,}[A-Z]' | grep -vE '[A-Z]{1,}[a-z]' | sort -n | uniq -c | sort -nr