Suggestion:

> NILians are expected to be courteous to each other, but they're also expected to be bold.  Boldness can get loud sometimes.  Bring in 'da noise, bring in 'da funk.

Rationale: isn't absurdity one of our core values?  [Man, we've gotta lighten this thing up!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Dp_bM_c-BT0#t=32.5)  Also, I had to look up SLA, and that's a bad thing.  I really like the idea of incorporating artistic references in our values statement, because it does a good job of emphasizing the fact that we aren't just about tech and stuff.