next major challenge: responsive text preservation

right now, responsive preserves the aspect ratios of expanded articles,
but that means that you run out of room for any text after going to
3-wide and below. we can probably reduce the font pt size for the 3-wide
but after that we either have to fuck with the aspect or figure
something else out....
notes on responsive

reducing font to 11 and lineheight to 1.2em got everything to fit in a
messed-up-aspect 3-wide layout.............maybe by classifying certain
article divs as '3+ wide only', and hiding those in 2 wide (and maybe 1
wide), we can make it work, but is that bad?
terrible solution? but....

i think we'll just overflow: hidden with screwed up aspect ratios at
2-wide and 3-wide, knowing that you can click through to lightbox blown
up images anyways.....it's the only way to keep the text without
compromising images in different scales
aforementioned terrible solution implemented, but....

we could just get rid of the tough-to-work with 2-wide layout and use a
mega 1-wide layout that's potentially more sensible for tablets and
large phones? it'd be like 1. phone 2. tablet 3. laptop 4. desktop
instead of just indulging people who fuck with their browser width on PC