Cleanup to pass debian builds and vagrant build environments
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Use the anon git url vs https since getting curl on freebsd is a thing
Update memory and install curl for omnibus building
Add patches for freebsd builds
Update final sets of changes to get freebsd builds to pass

This update includes

* Disable write to riemann support
* Remove the noping binary as it introduces a unsafe dependency
* Add a libkvm software deploy for only freebsd
* Add updated cacert for freebsd since its old as shit
* Bump memory to 3072 so builds are somewhat faster
* Monkeypatch Vagrant 1.4x and force people to use it (so i don't break
 other stuff)