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React to parental feedback from my last NYC visit:

# Tagline
* "Exceptionally" diverse expertise incites doubt. Say "Uncommonly" instead.

# Morgan Stanley
* Reverse order of job "titles" so they progress chronologically,
  like the descriptions thereof.
* s/coworkers/teammates/
* s/velocity and quality/velocity/ (cf. Fowler's "economics" TDD rationale)
* "Repaired relationship with operations team" might suggest I had
  broken it in the first place. Instead, "Earned rare trust of
  operations team."
* s/drastic improvements to design and planning/dramatic and adaptive improvements to planning and delivery/
* Describe my coaching experience in very slightly more detail. Not much room.

# Philolexian
* Focus more on the behavior I enabled, less on how I did it.

# Case Western
* Restore an overzealously elided "the" for smoother reading.

# Noteworthy
* Shorten "electronic medical record" to "EMR product" so I can expand
  "XP" to "Extreme Programming".
* Elide "configuration management system and" so I can mention the
  much-needed UseMod wiki I instigated.

# Columbia
* Capitalize Linguistics to match Music and Computer Science.

# Product
* s/goals/needs/, s/say no comfortably/decide wisely/, s/$/ most/

# Code
* "then stop" might sound like I then do nothing; say "then move on" instead.
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