BRACE YOURSELVES, LP IS COMING

Change-Id: I496dad94b26393aa1eb40b435f206c22f65df9d4
Update some text

PS2: Update thread templates
PS3: Fix some derp
PS4: Update more text
PS5: Same as before
PS6: Rebase, more cleanup
PS7: Update to available options
PS8: Rebase
PS9: Fix merge conflicts
PS10: DAT whitespace!
PS11: -_-
PS12: Rebase

Change-Id: Ic39100ac38ca8b594a44dd8a14c3d8d2ad40e32c
Merge "BRACE YOURSELVES, LP IS COMING" into pac-5.0
Merge PAC-man/pac-5.0 into pac-5.0

Change-Id: Id338a808cfb6130010705e75d3b07ef20a8030ea