Revert "Revert "update the "why bacon" part" (partial)" (was no good)

This reverts commit 0ba260803a5634978b09bafc458588ac918fdd3e.
Revert "update the "why bacon" part" (partial revert, part II)

This reverts commit c0a154ca02a4649f20791efc9413c0720f430a53.