Updated: Laravel 5.0

Fair notice: this does not work at all.
Fixed: Laravel 5

The site should work, for the most part. Database is cleaned out with the new migrations. Socialite is the new auth method, through GitHub.
Fixed: New Blade tags

Also, fixed opt-out.
Added: Staff (and Team page fix!)
Added: Team work
Fixed: ORM
Fixed: Stats page
Fixed: The rest of the routes (ready for alpha)

This is very alpha-quality stuff. Please take a look at app/Providers/RouteServiceProvider.php to see the routes. Any commented route is not working, currently. All of the non-auth and auth routes should work. All judge-only pages work (besides list; no list pages work). No organizer-only pages (besides the test) work, since none are currently necessary. No webhooks work. Most API does not work.

Cue @lol768's constant scrutiny.