Make homepage 'live'

Stupidly small change time…

Basically, I, for a fleeting moment, trusted the numbers that were showing in the examples on the homepage.  This PR makes sure that the numbers that are shown are actually accurate.

However.  It's sort of screwing the README up a bit due to the replacement.  It'd be nice to come up with a better way of doing this that doesn't separate the README from the content, but this is the best I can think of right now.

Do with it as you will @zeke