Add desktop parser

When all servers are down (except the MySQL server of course), we could always just parse the stats using our own machine... this script attempts to create an easy way of doing so.

Just call the script as you'd expect:
```
root@localhost:~# git clone https://github.com/goldenice/GMOT-WhatPulse-Parser
root@localhost:~# cd GMOT-WhatPulse-Parser
root@localhost:~/GMOT-WhatPulse-Parser# ./desktop-parser.sh
```
The stats are now saved in a file called stats.txt, which the user can then open and post in the forum thread.