semver@2.1
make inline attachments possible
vdu: test for user and user.name
enforce semver versions and string scripts for new packages
Allow changed email addresses in maintainers without freaking out
add view for finding weird old hostnames

These should not exist in the public registry, ever.
load views from all IP addresses in DNS
Support Manta-style urls for attachments
keep names from being crazy long
package names must be shorter than 512 chars
temporary debugging of user name checking in package vdu
fix vdu so old non-SemVer2 versions dont' cause problems
should throw 'forbidden', not 'unauthorized'
removing a readme from a version is allowed
Strip down to a single <= 2mb readme in the update fn
Handle pre-existing large README data, and reduce limit
vdu: Trim readmes before comparing

The better to normalize you with
Update readme-trim
View to find missing attachments
Monkey patching on views and lists

They use Object.keys and Array.isArray and such.  Patch them monkeys!