GitHub Issues Workflow for Chef

This RFC codifies the workflow of Chef maintainers while maintaining issues and contributions for Chef.

Special thanks to @btm / @lamont-granquist / @danielsdeleo / @mcquin / @adamedx / @jdmundrawala  who has helped put the first version come together.
Is this actually going to happen? I prefer RFCs not include _potential_ implementation details like this. If there's a bot, let's document it. If there's not, this seems like a wishing well that is a red-herring to the purpose of the RFC.