Revert 635caed..84e70a2

This rolls back to commit 635caed2514f745759d346d977a25592402399db.
Revert "Revert 635caed..84e70a2"

This reverts commit 5c703e0cd0a98e65949d6460e59e8fd4cdcccc6c.
Revert "Funnier cookie text"

This reverts commit 635caed2514f745759d346d977a25592402399db.