Snarky HTML edit

Further ones might come later.
First real optimizations

Added a small thumbnail of pizzeria for the frontpage, since it's
limited to 100px wide. Added async tag to the analytics JS.
Font loading experiment

Theoretically makes fonts non-render blocking and possibly compatible
with HTML5 nightlies?
Inline CSS

This makes me feel unclean.
Image optimization

Added some thumbnails, referenced them, gave them fixed size tags.
Pizzeria image optimization

Shrunk it down.
Initial optimizations for 2048 page

Basic, insignificant stuff.
Ignorables added

Just making some debug files that aren't to be committed.
Another image tweak

Needs less resizing for the janky Javascript sinepizzas
Revert "Ignorables added"

This reverts commit 70b51c1e4afe4031bb95f08d67f5eecdf76fcea4.
Revert "Another image tweak"

This reverts commit 3e2ccc9ee0b1ddf167c259ea9f25058d7009197c.
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Don't inline constants, Cameron!

Not even for educational purposes.
Don't actually know how to fix that yet

However, reducing the amount of pizzas is potentially useful, too.
More efficient inline for index
Same inline for 2048 page

Pretty much the exact same code! This feels like bad programming
practice.
Responsive mobile image experiment

Revert this commit if it doesn't fit
Optimized the "web performance" page

It's not ironic, I don't think. But what is it?
Image responsiveness commit

Width adjustment is now "critical"
Mobile page optimized too

All that remains is Cam's Bloated Pizzeria...