Automatically generated commands with static responses

```
{
  "help": {
    "iddqderp": "Every Tuesday at 3pm pacific, Alex Steacy plays one of his favorite modded games on \"IDDQDerp\".",
    "cam": "Cameron Lauder is a dapper chemist who contributes to LoadingReadyRun."
  }
}
```
in data.json gives you commands !iddqderp and !cam.