Use ls like the cool kids
Profile?

You watch too much criminal minds on tv.
Don't do that, that's stupid!
I'm blue

ba da ba dee da ba dye
Typo. Learn to type, idiot.
Go home environment variables, you're drunk.
WTF Mozilla!?

Do I come to your home to put Desktop folders all over the place?
NO. Because that's rude.
I still love you. But seriously, stop it.
History is history.

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past.
-Some guy named Thomas Jefferson
I don't need no stinking quotes!

Why did I use quotes?
WHY!?
Move to the end of the line bash, nobody likes you.
A vi setting I understand, HALLELUJAH!
This is not functioning
Double the quotes, double the fun
Can't be bothered to yum install colordiff
Get these snakes out of my shell!
Death wish granted.
This file gives me nighmares
Bash Benassi - Who's Your Daddy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeTWBgBylrs
Not sure why but I made these changes.
Closed source