New dashboard splash page (/basic) - DO NOT MERGE

**DO NOT MERGE**

Needs:

- Final content
- Final assets
- Sticky nav that reflects final content

![screen shot 2014-09-26 at 11 08 30](https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/51724/4418927/14760c92-4565-11e4-8fa3-2bef8087de18.png)