academicTimes uses boolean versions of functions to check what time of year it is

retailTimes doesn't show right now because today is (12/21/2014) which
is an intersession. No conditionals for intersessions have been written
because the retail schedule isn't out yet. Need to add conditionals in
the countdown for "Closes in 1 minute" instead of "closes in 1 minutes",
and "Closes in 1 hour" instead of "Closes in 1 hour 00 minutes".