Elo doesn't like much

The very bad poem given as being "Oracle 20:14" is in fact a
rephrasing of a passage in an article [1] written by Robin Berjon
mocking Cory Doctorow for his comments comparing the work of the
W3C's HTML WG on DRM to the apocalypse of the Internet. Seriously.

The original paragraph reads:

"Yes Cory. And from the HTML Working Groups's bosom shall spawn armies
of bug-eyed, blood-thirsty zombies merging into an attack of deranged
mutant killer monster goons that will sweep through the Earth spreading
sheer desolation, plucking the stars out of the celestial spheres,
hailstorming boiling beads of quicksilver unto all who have watched
kittens, and chanting Céline Dion karaokes."

While this is much better prose, I will weakly pretend to defend my
writing by arguing that in the event I have to actually give meaning
to these things one day, I had to make it a bit more generic. Wait,
nevermind, I already intend to <spoilers>have most of Oracle be utter
bullshit in-universe.</spoilers> As you were.

[1]: http://berjon.com/blog/2014/01/yummy-drm.html
Finally some action