CloudWatch Metric Integration via Decorator

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*^ get the decorator in*

## Problem

This is a first step towards getting Cloud Watch metrics piped through to Zenoss so the 24/7 team can feel like they are able to support this product
Use the new Ruby 1.9 hash syntax.