Actually delete models/MapItem.js
Add a user model that is instantiated on the Home view.  It's bogus for now; just takes first user in the users table.  Parse it in templates on home
Remove click event handler for splash page
Set up local auth with passport.  IT WORKS.  SHINE ON YOU CRAZY DIAMOND
Redirect to the correct URL on successful login
Node dependency cleanup
instantiate the user model on the load of Home
Fix the damn deserialization function