Delete more copy/paste boilerplate
Get a test working in Node with just RequireJS
Remove unused require entries
Debloatify another test
And another
Another
And another
And another!
The final test

The build now reduces to zero tests, because mocha is reporting the results
immediately and now that everything's in requirejs, it's async.
Ditch async-style defined()'d mocha tests. They don't work.

Wow. What a wild ride that was.
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/requirejs/TZzdEQCvouI
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/20473614/mocha-requirejs-amd-testing/20474031#20474031
https://github.com/jrburke/r.js/issues/286

Oh Javascript. One day maybe you will be a proper programming language.